My Name is Perot

Time to pay attention. Seriously. I'm 78 now, so don't make me repeat myself.

Ignore the static. The message is LOUD and CLEAR.

How did you think I'd come to assist you in 2009? Wearing armor?

My keyboard is much finer.

Print posts as received. I'll delete the crucial ones 2 hours later.

Now then, tell the Elders to get on their knees, often.
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