Sunday, January 25, 2009

Rufus Wainright Caught Singing

MTV - He's headed back to Prison. Again. Found violating his Probation last night, Rufus Wainright was tased into submission after undercover officers from the Obama Administration heard his wailing from outside an old theatre, while observing a drug bust.

"We knew it was him," Officer Crory said, "the sound of a terrorist in a body-vice was unmistakable. I served in Iraq."

Mr. Wainright (formerly Cyndi Lauper), will go before a New York Judge next Wednesday. Lauper-Wainright was forbidden to sing again during her/his natural life after attempting to perform, on live television, sitting on a leather-covered square toilet, while using an industrial microphone.


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