Sunday, January 25, 2009

Obama: Christ Was a Quintuplet

Interviewed by Ellen Degeneres this afternoon, gasps went up in the usually unflappable audience when Barack Obama asserted that Jesus was probably a quintuple baby.

"Mary never took contraceptive measures, and extra-terrestrials are pretty potent, I can assure you."

He was later concerned that some would misunderstand his personal opinion, and asked the moment be deleted from the show before airing.

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