Saturday, January 31, 2009

Jesus Will Be a Blogger

Why not? God smiles, know.

Think about future of photography or art.

Here's a little story about computers with a built-in lesson to all of us:

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on hiscomputer. They had been going at it for days, God was tired of hearing allthe bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed acrossthe sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricitywent off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known inthe underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted theircomputers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the pasttwo hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate."Wait! He cheated How did he do it??!!

///(You'll love the punch line....)////

God shrugged and said,







"Jesus Saves."

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