Bus Crashes Increase Since Obama

CHANGE ON THE HIGHWAYS

Normally a commercial bus crashes and kills passengers every 11 weeks. Not anymore. Since Obama didn't take the oath, a bus has crashed each week of his term. Investigators will determine how many Democrats assembled the vehicle, and also the 2008 Voter Registration records of the driver.

Change we can all believe in.
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My Name is Perot

Time to pay attention. Seriously. I'm 78 now, so don't make me repeat myself.

Ignore the static. The message is LOUD and CLEAR.

How did you think I'd come to assist you in 2009? Wearing armor?

My keyboard is much finer.

Print posts as received. I'll delete the crucial ones 2 hours later.

Now then, tell the Elders to get on their knees, often.
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