Obama Asks All to Hold Hands

Recognizing that he has failed miserably his first 3 weeks, President Obama has asked all people of the earth to forgive him, and then to hold hands and sing, "We Are The World."

He has agreed to dissolve all forms of government, and step aside to allow businesses and laborers to flourish unimpeded, as they did before the cancerous growth of bureaucracy nearly smothered the very life out of mankind.

"Government is a scam," he confessed, "we have nothing to offer but lies, obstacles and war."

The singing will begin at noon in Washington, D.C. on March 1st. Even those with voices worse than Bruce Springsteen are invited to join in.