Tuesday, February 10, 2009

White House Repossessed

The Obama family must vacate the White House within 30 days, or face eviction.

Taxes were not paid for the past 42 years, according to the General Acounting Office, and the IRS will not accept any further delays.

President Obama bursted into laughter when asked by Matt Drudge about the oversight, but then called an abrupt emergency meeting within minutes of being notified by White House attorneys who informed him to take the matter seriously.

Several sports figures and two Detroit Rap moguls have called, expressing interest in the property, if foreclosure is initiated. Donald Trump has been contacted by competing Malaysian developers who have designs for a brothel, casino and zoo on the historic American site.

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