Friday, January 23, 2009

Obama Admits 9/11 Role

Stunned into silence, President Barack informed a crowd this afternoon that he had operated the 2nd jet that struck the World Trade Center, using a CIA designed remote controlled transmitter box. He has pledged to never do it again, and has asked the families to forgive him. "I was young then," he confessed, "I've now got my sights on much larger targets. Now let's move forward."

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