Pretty Girl Pretty Pissed at Obama

A former avid supporter has just switched sides, and Obama is in trouble now. Maureen Johnson has the 7th most popular Blog on Facebook this week. She's pissed. She 100% supported Obama, but now sees he's all sizzle and no steak. "What a loser he is. Worse than Bush. Can't even say the most important Oath in his life correctly. Now he's continuing the wars, keeping Guantanamo open, and hiring crooks faster than Tricky Dick ever dreamed!

All this from a former supporter? In one week?

My, how things can change.
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Obama Admits 9/11 Role

Stunned into silence, President Barack informed a crowd this afternoon that he had operated the 2nd jet that struck the World Trade Center, using a CIA designed remote controlled transmitter box. He has pledged to never do it again, and has asked the families to forgive him. "I was young then," he confessed, "I've now got my sights on much larger targets. Now let's move forward."
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