BEYONCE: Microchip Implants on Obama Agenda

Surprise! The major media is beginning to shill the Verichip for all Americans. Starting with inmates, then spreading to elderly patients, and finally for school children and any other Americans who depend upon work, electricity and water...the new campaign seeks to hoodwink millions of sheep over the cliff.

ALEX JONES HAS IMPLANT

Alex Jones has agreed to push hard for the American Microchip, but balks at a Global program. "We need to be owned by only one government," he shouted in Texas last week, "If cloned, then a Global chip would be tolerable."

Most churches have signed on to the program, as it will mean they get to stay tax-exempt if they foist it upon their trusting flocks.

Police Unions have signed a promise to stop all abuse of authority if two things occur: The Microchip implantation of all, and no private weapons are kept by citizens.

Beyonce was frisked for nearly 40 minutes before the Inauguration. "This could have been a simple 5-second process, Obama spoke, "if only people could see the benefits."

Burning Man 2009 will offer free implants for the first 5,000 attendees.

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President O'Bushma?

I love change.

Obama's Next Weekly Address

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, D. C. 10666

Obama Tells Radicals to Obey or Lose Weight

Buoyed by unprecedented grass root support and high approval ratings, the Obama White House has just released what is possibly the most clear signal to Right Wingers that he has enjoyed reviewing Federal tapes of successful raids at both Ruby Ridge and Waco incidents, and looks forward to testing his own unconstitutional skills.

"There has been enough talk with you people who think the Republic can still be saved," he asserted, "at the end of the day, only one of our groups will wake up, I can assure you."

BOTTOM LINE: Prepare to be ideologically disarmed and then micro chipped.

If you still want to eat, travel, work and communicate.

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We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.

- Mormon 12th Article of Faith
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White Powder

Our mailbox today was filled with letters, but only one contained cocaine, so we'll publish it, in response to the author's generous gift:

Dear Obama Bowel Movement,

I was in the room in The Hague in November 2000 when then-French President Jacques Chirac hailed the Kyoto Protocol, or “global warming” treaty, as “the first component of an authentic global governance.”

Then-European Union Environment Commissioner Margot Wallstrom seconded the sentiment when she told London’s Independent that Kyoto was “not about whether scientists agree” but instead “about leveling the playing field for big businesses worldwide.”

In truth, and as Europe is proving, its rhetorical bluster notwithstanding, no free society would do to itself what the Kyoto agenda requires. Hence the increased claims that this issue “is too important to be left to democracy.” Once a group of our betters is empowered to determine our energy - and therefore economic, sovereignty and national security - concerns, this crowd get its way.

Kyoto, of course, was negotiated while Carol M. Browner led the Environmental Protection Agency - and with her participation despite unanimous Senate instruction against doing so. Her position with Socialist International reminds us precisely why a radical like Mrs. Browner has had a position created for her, so as to avoid disclosure and Senate scrutiny, to lord over actual, Senate-confirmed Cabinet officials.

Taxpayer representatives should not approve funds for such a position unless and until they receive an honest accounting of the agenda and its champions’ activities.

CHRIS HORNER
Senior fellow
Competitive Enterprise
Institute
Washington

PS - I look forward to reading the Larry King-Barack Obama Interview, tomorrow on your excellent blog.

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If you send a letter with white powder, we'll publish it to our readers, at no cost.

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Mormons vs Obama

Barack Obama has signed into law International cloning rights. Ignoring the demands of Latter-day Saints in 81 nations. He has approved the transfer of his own DNA and sperm samples beginning Monday.

"Our world cannot be perfect," he said, "until every child has the same opportunities I do. And only if they look like me, can speak like me, walk like me, think like me and can serve as well as I do, will this dream come to pass."

Obama-ism, which began in March 2007, is now the third fastest growing cult after Scientology and Mormonism.

Latter-day Saint attorneys have filed an emergency injunction to block the refrigerated transports. "The President has gone too far. He has stolen our squeaky clean image, haircut, smile and modest tone." said Thomas S. Monson, President of the Utah religion, which once taught replication, but has abandoned the tenet since 1890.

"We were the only true and living church first," quipped Dalin Oaks, looking like he could use some fresh DNA, "what Mr. Obama has done violates our Intellectual Property Rights and common decency."

Scholars at Brigham Young University have begun debates to ascertain if the earth can accommodate two true and living religions.

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