Mormons Beware: There's Shampoo a'Comin

President Barack Obama signed into law another Executive Order, this one, in a locked closet, and is of concern to Latter-day Saints, specifically.

Refusing to specify its name, number or even title, he personally walked it to the Senate Recorder's Office at 1:48 AM Saturday.

Bugs and cameras placed by the Bush administration operatives captured the essence: it had to do with increasing the toxin levels in common products used in Utah and Idaho.

Mormons are known for bathing, and this new law could mean the end of their streak of being healthier than most other Americans.

It's believed he created the war-like Order to retaliate for so few votes in the Mormon states last November.

Time to read up on what's being discussed for your area.
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Mormons vs Obama

Barack Obama has signed into law International cloning rights. Ignoring the demands of Latter-day Saints in 81 nations. He has approved the transfer of his own DNA and sperm samples beginning Monday.

"Our world cannot be perfect," he said, "until every child has the same opportunities I do. And only if they look like me, can speak like me, walk like me, think like me and can serve as well as I do, will this dream come to pass."

Obama-ism, which began in March 2007, is now the third fastest growing cult after Scientology and Mormonism.

Latter-day Saint attorneys have filed an emergency injunction to block the refrigerated transports. "The President has gone too far. He has stolen our squeaky clean image, haircut, smile and modest tone." said Thomas S. Monson, President of the Utah religion, which once taught replication, but has abandoned the tenet since 1890.

"We were the only true and living church first," quipped Dalin Oaks, looking like he could use some fresh DNA, "what Mr. Obama has done violates our Intellectual Property Rights and common decency."

Scholars at Brigham Young University have begun debates to ascertain if the earth can accommodate two true and living religions.

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