LDS: Christ Was a Hippie

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has now begun a campaign asserting that Jesus Christ was a free-loving, long-haired hippie. But moreso, that He may have been wearing a wig, and loved the feel of permanent curls on His cheeks.

Romance in Mormon Parking Lots

Living repeated daily schedules and trusting online dating services leads to inspired dreams, for some.

Is Barack Obama a Psychopath or a Sociopath?

SOON WE'LL KNOWEx-Navy Seals meet Thursday in Las Vegas, Nevada to hear a panel of top psychologists to assay the mind of President Barack H. Obama.

This is serious stuff," said Dr. Daniel Crosby, "I personally look forward to the Final Report. I think many Americans do, also."

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Mormons Beware: There's Shampoo a'Comin

President Barack Obama signed into law another Executive Order, this one, in a locked closet, and is of concern to Latter-day Saints, specifically.

Refusing to specify its name, number or even title, he personally walked it to the Senate Recorder's Office at 1:48 AM Saturday.

Bugs and cameras placed by the Bush administration operatives captured the essence: it had to do with increasing the toxin levels in common products used in Utah and Idaho.

Mormons are known for bathing, and this new law could mean the end of their streak of being healthier than most other Americans.

It's believed he created the war-like Order to retaliate for so few votes in the Mormon states last November.

Time to read up on what's being discussed for your area.
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Will you take the flu trap medication?

When the spraying is done, will you run to the pre-set mousetraps for radicals?

Be careful what you put into your body now. Your friends aren't who you think they are.

Think hard gentlemen.

What would you do if you wanted to have a bloodless genocide occur?

Stay tuned.
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