President O'Bushma?

I love change.

Christianity to be Banned Soon

President Obama quietly signed a slew of Executive Orders, away from cameras Friday afternoon that would ignite Civil War if the general public learned about them. One would outlaw all forms of worship related to Christianity.
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Will you take the flu trap medication?

When the spraying is done, will you run to the pre-set mousetraps for radicals?

Be careful what you put into your body now. Your friends aren't who you think they are.

Think hard gentlemen.

What would you do if you wanted to have a bloodless genocide occur?

Stay tuned.
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Kennedy Calls for Civil War II

The wife of resurrected Senator Edward M. Kennedy (D-MA) has asked all Americans to sleep well tonight, and then to commence a second Civil War.

To have a happy parade while my husband should have all the limelight is beyond treasonous. The new President should be placed into a *%$#*^* and *%$#**^*", she said.

The Kopechne family has called for calm.
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