Showing posts with label LDS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LDS. Show all posts

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Utah Gov. Huntsman Excommunicated

Jon Huntsman, two-term Republican Governor of the state of Utah was excommunicated Sunday evening after a 6-hour heater, tense LDS Church Court session. Known for recent skirmishes with the Mormon faith, he went too far recently in defending same-sex couples at his home, and at two banquets.

“I warned him, as his Priesthood leader in January," said his Stake President, wishing anonymity, "he simply wouldn't listen to my counsel. His non-support of Mitt Romney was just the tip of the iceburg for this rebellious man."

The official letter cutting Huntsman's ties with Salt Lake City-based Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints will arrive in about two weeks, according to Greg Dodge of the LDS Member Services Office.

Some of the 82 attendees at the recent banquet, many from Brigham Young University, will soon be tried in similar disciplinary hearings, in their local Stakes.

Huntsman was semi-active sixth-generation Mormon who stopped paying the required tithing and stopped wearing the sacred holy undergarments six weeks ago.
The dynamic governor admitted that he always struggled to accept doctrinal constraints upon gays, women and intellectuals, a contention begun years ago when the church branded many BYU professors as heretics and excommunicated them for teaching details about early church history, contrary to what authorities had allowed.
The governor said he will be submitting his letter of resignation as governor next Monday, and he will move his family to Colorado City, where he plans to be baptized into the FLDS church, which is the parent religion from which the LDS broke away from in 1890, over the polygamy issue.

Governor Huntsman defiantly stated that he was proud beyond words of his 4 wives and 26 children. Two of his wives, aged 19 and 21 are expecting in October and November.

"It'll be great to live my heart, and stop hiding my testimony from the world," he said tearfully Sunday, "I encourage other closet polygamists to find the courage to come out and be honest with the world. This (plural marriage) is an eternal precept." The Governor expressed outrage about the tactics used last year againdst the FLDS Prophet Warren Jeffs, and the round-up of innocent families at their Texas Temple site.

Many Utahns are stunned by the news. A special election will be scheduled by the Legislature, likely to take place in April.
Recent donors named on released rolls of Proposition 8 contributors revealed that Huntsman gave $5,000 to the No on 8 Campaign in California. The LDS Church had worked hard for passage of the ballot measure, much to the dismay of many liberal Mormons.
The Mormon church declined comment when called about this story, due to a policy respecting the privacy of those who are excommunicated.
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

My Life's Journey

e-mailers have asked me to share a bit about my personal life. Here's an interview I gave to Kaleidoscope Magazine. Hope you are mature enough to resist hate mailing me. Most people are, nowadays.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Third Jihad

For behold, and lo, Obama is Allah, and the Spirit beareth record, and the record is true, and the truth abideth forever and ever. Amen.

Doctrine & Covenants 1:39

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Church Promotes Privacy Invasions

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was started in 1816, when an angel named Moroni ignored the sleep needs of a growing teenage boy, entering his bedroom in a robe, and without a warrant. The two spent the night together, discussing God.

This violation of privacy, a time-honored trait of the modern faith, is featured in a new film. The warm and fuzzy tale, written better than any of Paul H. Dunn's fables, is available free of charge on its website. The story includes High Definition views of events that, within years, will become scriptural. It shows two Mormon hooligans, common conspiring thieves, placing stolen silver dollars into the old boots of a farmer who littered a roadway on his way to work. Yes, it happened. A Prophet said so, using Corporate time and facilities.

The careful use of lighting and music creates a truly credible story, but the carefully crafted perfect wording of non-existent journal entry lines gives it away as too good to be true.

Mormonism thrives wherever such films are shown. Approximately 11% of viewers take missionary lessons, and are baptized into the church, which then creates more such videos to retain the beliefs.

To view other sweet films that will help you make it through the current Depression, visit YouTube, and type in MORMON. Ignore all the anti-LDS videos, or it will spoil your adventure. Never read research or collect exit stories from ex-Mormons. To do so could get you thrust into hell.

Forever.
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LDS Attorney Arrested


An attorney who represents the Mormon church in relocating unpopular new Mormon temples was arrested in Washington County (Utah) early Saturday on suspicion of public intoxication.

Walter "Wally" Bugden was arrested at 1:38 a.m. by Ivins police and booked into the Washington County jail on suspicion of public intoxication.

Bugden, 58, posted $182 bond and was released from jail.

He could not be reached for comment early Saturday evening.

The Ivins Police Department declined to release details of the arrest on Saturday. Ivins police Sgt. Tracy Marrott said Bugden was arrested within city limits, but wouldn't discuss the circumstances of the incident that landed Bugden in jail.

The Washington County Sheriff's Department also declined to release details of Bugden's arrest, deferring questions to the LDS Church Information Office.

Marrott said the Ivins Police Department's public information officer would release more details on the arrest Monday, unless church officials requested silence in the case.

Bugden, along with Tara Isaacson of Salt Lake and Richard Wright of Las Vegas, have represented the church throughout its recent temple-relocation legal battles.

Bugden was a well-known attorney in Utah before taking on the Honduran Temple case and has handled several other high-profile church cases.

The Honduran Temple, which was asked to be specifically located at a controversial sacred spot, by God Himself, had to be relocated, due to last weeks protests by local residents.

A new revelation from God changed the inspired original location, thus preserving LDS church veracity, once again. "God has a way of foreseeing public needs," a spokesman said, "it's really cool how He works these matters."

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Prop 8: Overturned in March?

Due to Mormon meddling in interstate legal matters, the California Supreme Court may be forced to overturn Proposition 8 in March.

Inspired use of tithing funds, and thousands of hours spent by holy church leaders may have been in vain, thus surprising God, who is officially at the head of the Only True Church since 1830.
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Mormon Church Caught Lying Again

"We believe in being honest..."

(1st Article of Faith, LDS Church)
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Monday, February 2, 2009

Denzel Petitions Mormon Leaders

Actor Denzel Washington has sent a petition with over 32,000 signatures asking the Mormon leaders to receive a new revelation allowing gay tattooed missionaries to serve.

Washington was baptized last week into the church by a renegade who approached him in a Salt Lake City bar. The church has since closed the establishment, in hopes of squashing any future conversions. "We appreciate their tithes," said a church financial auditor, "but their fondling during testimonies is simply too effective."

CHANGE IN MORMONDOM

The new type of mutant membership is called SWATTING, and is catching on in the USA and Canada.
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Friday, January 30, 2009

Joseph's Myth: Obama as God


A growing number of faithful Mormons are coming to the conclusion that Barack Obama is God. The 7th Sign of Christ's Return: Jesus Christ here again, with us, to save us. Various Mormon leaders who have had sex with teens claim that He told them to do those acts.


The cult is quite persuasive.


Their missionaries change the story to fit your understanding and counter any new assaults. Notice how the First Vision of Joseph Smith has changed since 1823.

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For behold, and lo, Obama is God, and the Spirit beareth record, and the record is true, and the truth abideth forever and ever. Amen.

- New Doctrine & Covenants 1:39

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

IDs Not Needed if Verichip Becomes Law

No more waiting in long lines if you are microchipped. That's the latest word from President Change. "Americans will happily take upon them the technology God has inspired, as it saves precious time and ensures greater privacy."

Soon media will slip such messages into songs, movies and advertisements. These are woven into plot lines, celebrity interviews and seemingly individual opinion generators. (aka: celebrities)

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has agreed to test pilot the new chip version on its 51,000 missionaries. "We always support the government," Thomas S. Monson stated, "especially if it enlarges the God-given rights of the individual."
The new microchips will make carrying a driver's license and Social Security card obsolete, to the relief of millions. "I'm all for it," chimed in Ron Paul (D-TX), "this is just what we Libertarians have been praying for."
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Saturday, January 24, 2009

BYU STUDENT PROTEST

Provo, UT - Nearly 100 students gathered in Brigham Square Friday to protest the firing of BYUSA employee Todd Hendricks and a lack of freedom to express critical views at BYU.

Students duct-taped their mouths, wrote BYUSA on the tape and drew individual chalk circles around themselves, with an arrow pointing to the uterus area, then remained in the circles for two hours.

The mostly silent protest occurred without major incident, while well-armed BYU police in plainclothes watched from a distance. The group received last-minute permission to gather from Vice President of Student Life Jan Scharman that morning.
Some protesters held homemade signs emblazoned with messages such as “Enter to learn and learn to shut up,” “BYUSSR: freedom of speech not needed here,” “Do what we BYUSay, not what we do” and “Do what is right, let the consequence follow.”
Protesters said the event was inspired after March 17, when BYU Student Leadership Coordinator Todd Hendricks was fired after writing a letter to The Daily Universe divulging his PhD research findings about the origin of the Mormon University's name, and calling for the creation of an independent, transparent committee to verify his findings.

Hendricks said the current name, Brigham Young University originated as Bang Your Uterus, from a speech given by a very irate church President named Brigham Young. The address was given as the church birth statistics began to fall to only 5 times the national average.

Scandals have marred University History classes for the past three years, when students were disqualified for publishing facts in their Term Papers and PhD Theses that were not as accurate as the ever-evolving ones coming out of Salt Lake City.

University spokeswoman Carri Jenkins said that the University indeed was first named Bang Your Uterus, but that it was for only a few years. Thereafter, its signage read Bring'em Young University. In 1970 the name and background story became Brigham Young University, when the wealthy Young family bought the naming rights, thanks to undetected embezzlements during the late 1960s.

Hendricks was offered a settlement of one month’s pay and three months of health insurance on the condition he would stay quiet, but he declined.

Protesters likened Hendricks’ courage to that of BYU icon Karl G. Maeser, who said he might be able to escape a physical prison but would never break his word of honor to leave a chalk-drawn circle.

In reference to Hendricks’ termination, one sign read, “Put me in prison and I might escape...but ask me to accept money for my silence? I’d die first!” Another read, “You can take my job, you can take my insurance, but you can’t take away my honor.”
Hendricks said he was encouraged by the protest. He did not participate because he and his wife were pruning her grandparents’ fruit trees. It's believed that some BYU Agricultural students infested the entire lot, threatening costly damages.

“The caliber of the students' weapons I recognized in photos — they are first class,” Hendricks said. “These are not people who are trying to create controversy; if they were, we'd have carnage here today. They’re really trying to create change and make it a much better community. I think it will be taken seriously. I’m very supportive of efforts that increase dialogue and inquiry. What this University was named, and why, has real, lasting meaning.”
Protest organizers said while their tactics may be provocative, their goal is positive change.
“We’re not at all against BYUSA,” said Ashley Sanders, an English and anthropology major. “We think they work hard. We want them to have more of a voice and be more effective.”
“This is not a stunt,” said Jason Brown, who is majoring in Religious History. “We want a better University, not one like Obama, whose origins are murky and questionable.”
The students focused the protest on the absence of free speech, saying in a flier handed out to bystanders that “students, faculty and staff fear punishment for voicing their beliefs or concerns.”
The flier also read: “To the BYU administrators we say with our silence: Power derived from fear of punishment is wrong! Stop castigating people for speaking out!”
BYU spokesman Grant Madsen said BYU is interested anytime students have a concern, except when it involves the churches actual origins, or the University's original name. "It's just too embarrassing,"he explained, "Missions report falloffs in baptisms each time the original name is printed in an article somewhere. Then, tithes decline."
OFFER OF A DEAF EAR

“I plan to meet with these students about the matter; I hope that meeting will take place,” Madsen said. “I'll be interested to hear from them,” Madsen, deaf since an accident last July 4th said.
Most protest participants learned about the event by word of mouth and many received the announcement via e-mail. A few non-BYU students participated as well.
“For me, it’s a matter of honest history,” said Kade Edblad-Frank, a graduate of the University of Texas-Austin. “I come from a liberal campus where these types of protests are a regular event. My old University was originally named after a prostitute. Big deal, already.”

Not all the protesters agreed with everything being protested; some said they were only there to protest Hendricks’ firing, but did not agree his case represented a pattern deception or raw dealings with university students and employees.
“I think BYU for the most part follows correct principles,” said Jacob Hobbs, a mathematics major. “But BYUSA is moot. It’s just a show. It either needs to be dissolved or reformed. The old name must be forgotten, or we're toast.”
A few professors even got involved.
“I’m here in solidarity with my friends,” said Warner Woodworth, a professor of organizational leadership and strategy. “I’m here because these guys are speaking out and promoting the agenda of student rights at a private university. We need more dialogue and openness at this institution.”
Other BYU professors and administrators observed the protest from a distance. Heperi was present observing part of the protest but declined to give comment.
Kate Kelly, a political science major, said the only reason the protest was approved without a Permit was because BYU did not want to face even more negative press. Also, the protestor's guns looked real.
“BYU basically only responds to PR disasters,” Kelly said. “They put out fires but they don’t look inside the system, and then they wonder why students don’t think they have a voice.”
Hendricks said he has been contacted by students and faculty — many of whom he doesn’t know — with messages he says demonstrates their ethics and goodness.
“It’s been amazing how many people have rallied around us and offered words of encouragement, love and support,” Hendricks said, "Many are even posting the original University name on YouTube and blog sites.
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Friday, January 23, 2009

Obama Tells Radicals to Obey or Lose Weight

Buoyed by unprecedented grass root support and high approval ratings, the Obama White House has just released what is possibly the most clear signal to Right Wingers that he has enjoyed reviewing Federal tapes of successful raids at both Ruby Ridge and Waco incidents, and looks forward to testing his own unconstitutional skills.

"There has been enough talk with you people who think the Republic can still be saved," he asserted, "at the end of the day, only one of our groups will wake up, I can assure you."

BOTTOM LINE: Prepare to be ideologically disarmed and then micro chipped.

If you still want to eat, travel, work and communicate.

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We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.

- Mormon 12th Article of Faith
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

LDS: Sale of Mormon Tabernacle Choir Confirmed

Labeled as "America's Choir" by CBS news veteran Walter Kronkite, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir has been sold to anonymous bidders on eBay.
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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Rabid Mormon Writer Devvy Kidd Arrested

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PRNewswire - Activist internet author Devvy Kidd was arrested Sunday morning by police near her California home. Apparently drunk, she attempted to show officers Divorce documents of the parents of Barry Soetoro (1961) which allegedly state the birthplace of President-elect Obama as Kenya, Africa.

"She was giddy. I knew she was high on something," officer Peter Jamison told CBS reporters later.

Kidd was taken to police headquarters and later released. Breathalyzer and blood tests revealed no illegal substances.

Complete news item may be found at (internet) plainsradio as of 03:09 AM PST.

DEVVY KIDD

http://www.newswithviews.com/Devvy/kidd428.htm

PLAINS RADIO

http://www.plainsradio.com/

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