LDS Attorney Arrested

An attorney who represents the Mormon church in relocating unpopular new Mormon temples was arrested in Washington County (Utah) early Saturday on suspicion of public intoxication.

Walter "Wally" Bugden was arrested at 1:38 a.m. by Ivins police and booked into the Washington County jail on suspicion of public intoxication.

Bugden, 58, posted $182 bond and was released from jail.

He could not be reached for comment early Saturday evening.

The Ivins Police Department declined to release details of the arrest on Saturday. Ivins police Sgt. Tracy Marrott said Bugden was arrested within city limits, but wouldn't discuss the circumstances of the incident that landed Bugden in jail.

The Washington County Sheriff's Department also declined to release details of Bugden's arrest, deferring questions to the LDS Church Information Office.

Marrott said the Ivins Police Department's public information officer would release more details on the arrest Monday, unless church officials requested silence in the case.

Bugden, along with Tara Isaacson of Salt Lake and Richard Wright of Las Vegas, have represented the church throughout its recent temple-relocation legal battles.

Bugden was a well-known attorney in Utah before taking on the Honduran Temple case and has handled several other high-profile church cases.

The Honduran Temple, which was asked to be specifically located at a controversial sacred spot, by God Himself, had to be relocated, due to last weeks protests by local residents.

A new revelation from God changed the inspired original location, thus preserving LDS church veracity, once again. "God has a way of foreseeing public needs," a spokesman said, "it's really cool how He works these matters."

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President Outlaws Flu

LOS ANGELES – "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis has been arrested in Los Angeles after he confessed to having the flu prior to a court hearing in his tax evasion case.

When the adult-video entrepreneur appeared in court on Monday afternoon, he told the judge he was suffering from the flu. Francis' attorney Melissa Weinberger says U.S. marshals then handcuffed Francis and took him away.

Francis is accused of impersonating an Obama Cabinet nominee, claiming more than $20 million in bogus business expenses on his corporate tax returns, including $3.8 million for a home in Mexico and $10.4 million in phony consulting services. He has pleaded not guilty to two counts of influenza.

The hearing was to consider a request from his tax attorneys to get as far away from him as possible.

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Media Has Microscope Since Obama

NAIROBI, Kenya - The half-brother of President Barack Obama has been arrested for alleged possession of marijuana, Kenyan police said Saturday. Area police chief Joshua Omokulongolo said George Obama was picked up Saturday and was being held at the Huruma police post in the capital. Omokulongolo said officers found one joint of marijuana on him. This new microscope reporting will become standard soon, in your own life, as the New World Order begins to test the new toys you've financed.

Obama in Custody at Secret Facility

Text messages were received from President-elect Barack Obama, believed to be from within a secret facility run by the CIA and used for torture. One photograph was received also, before the cellphone battery went dead. It shows a medic delivering some type of assistance to an Obama bodyguard, who could not speak English.

"I'm fine, but I fear for my body parts," he wrote in the first message.

The popular world figure apparently had the small device in an orifice that passed inspection without discovery.

Black Panther and ACLU lawyers have demanded that Mr. Obama be given $5 million and a flight to Kenya, in exchange for the 5 largest cities of the United States not being looted and burned. A deadline was set for Friday at noon, EST. Homeland Security has ordered all retail stores to stop selling matches.

"What we have here is a lack of communication," said Hamud al Farik Tolulu, spokesperson for BAA (Blacks Against America. "We stole this election fair and square, and deserve reparations if

Brother Barack is not included in the Inauguration proceedings.

The Supreme Court ruled late Monday that Mr. Obama would be welcomed at the swearing in if he would bring his valid Birth Certificate. Mr. Obama declined, and was caught fleeing police in Washington, DC when he stopped to autograph a teens poster of him at the side of Interstate 95 Rest Area, near the Virginia border.

Though tazed repeatedly, he showed no emotion, and gave no resistance. "He just took it and took it!" Officer Stanley "Spike" Stevens told the Obama aides, after he was escorted swiftly to an unknown location.

"He is under protective custody, I can assure you," officer Stevens said, "some of us are professionals here, and would never do anything outside the bounds of the law."

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Rabid Mormon Writer Devvy Kidd Arrested

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PRNewswire - Activist internet author Devvy Kidd was arrested Sunday morning by police near her California home. Apparently drunk, she attempted to show officers Divorce documents of the parents of Barry Soetoro (1961) which allegedly state the birthplace of President-elect Obama as Kenya, Africa.

"She was giddy. I knew she was high on something," officer Peter Jamison told CBS reporters later.

Kidd was taken to police headquarters and later released. Breathalyzer and blood tests revealed no illegal substances.

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