Monday, February 2, 2009

Denzel Petitions Mormon Leaders

Actor Denzel Washington has sent a petition with over 32,000 signatures asking the Mormon leaders to receive a new revelation allowing gay tattooed missionaries to serve.

Washington was baptized last week into the church by a renegade who approached him in a Salt Lake City bar. The church has since closed the establishment, in hopes of squashing any future conversions. "We appreciate their tithes," said a church financial auditor, "but their fondling during testimonies is simply too effective."


The new type of mutant membership is called SWATTING, and is catching on in the USA and Canada.

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