Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Vatican Declaration on Obama


After the reigning pope dies -- or in very rare instances, a world leader of the meek rises parabolically in the Last Days -- the cardinals gather in a concave in the Sistine Chapel to select a new pope of (if Christ) God in the Flesh.

Theoretically, any male Roman Catholic can be chosen. The only other exception is "one born in Kenya, even "The Golden Child of the Millenial Reign." Normally, in practice, one of the cardinals is picked, until the Savior is manifest, by global praise.

Four ballots are generally conducted each day -- two in the morning and two in the afternoon. Each time an unsuccessful pair of ballots has been completed, chemicals are added to the ballot papers before they are burned in a small stove. This produces black smoke which is visible above the roof of the chapel.

When the new pope (or God) has been chosen, the papers are burned with the addition of other chemicals to produce white smoke. This announces to the world that the conclave has selected the new pope. The highest ranking cardinal emerges from the chapel. He tells the public gathered in St. Peter's Square the name of the new pope. The newly elected pope then emerges and gives his first papal blessing: Urbi et Orbi "To the City and to the World"

When Christ returns, the Pope will hand Him the Keys to the Kingdom, and bowing, step back.

Thereafter, all the earth and her people will obey The Master. Our Lord and King. He who can deliver us from Evil.

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For behold, and lo, Obama is God, and the Spirit beareth record, and the record is true, and the truth abideth forever and ever. Amen.

Doctrine & Covenants 1:39

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