Incarcerated Vehicles

Unruly automobiles will soon be rounded up.

I love you, America

The silly blog is about to go viral next week, so listen up. Our nation is about to convulse. You don't want to be near the trajectory when it's hosed. Go get food and water put away for the children. Nestle your parents, and tell them you're following a REAL lunatic now. One who has lived his entire life for the country. Hurry now, there's not much time left. Let's save the ship. And remember crew mates...feces contains water, indigestible fiber, undigested food, sloughed off intestinal cells, living and dead bacteria, bile, and worn out red blood cells.

A normal stool should be brown to light brown, formed but not hard or too soft, cylindrical but not flattened on any side, fairly bulky and full bodied but not compact, easy to pass, and it shouldn’t have an extremely foul smell. Each bowel movement should be in one piece, about the size and shape of a banana being tapered at the end.

Sometimes this will not be discernible if the feces breaks up in the toilet. Some people feel that if the body is absorbing all the minerals from the food that the stool will float. Others believe that the stool should sink. I think the important thing is that there are no air bubbles in the stool and that it doesn’t drop like a brick in the toilet. It should be somewhere in between.

The Time is Now

A MESSAGE TO YOU

Whether you are a "God-Owns-My-Heart Christian," a bored-to-the-core atheist, (or somewhere in between) or perhaps even outside the milieu such a spiritual spectrum, this message is for you.

ENORMOUS TRANSITION

We are entering what is known as the transition to The Great Tribulation as written of in the Book of Revelation. Beginning tomorrow night, for the next 113 days, President Barack Hussein Obama will endure sleepless nights and excruciatingly pressure-packed days of responsibilities with which few men could mentally cope. The sobering tasks on his plate at present are enormous.

Now is the time for each of us, regardless of political persuasion, to pray for this man. He is truly a remarkable specimen of tenacity, gall and potency. It is no small attainment to become President, even for those of us born in the United States. His foggy history, racial challenges and slither-like meanderings since birth, to this moment...are nothing less than heroic. Mr. Obama needs our support and encouragement, no matter what he chooses to do in the next four months.

That said, may I also note that we are certainly going to be on guard. He'll be the most watched Executive in the world's history. This blog will work tirelessly to bring you the good, the bad and the ugly as we descend together into the abyss of The Great Tribulation. It begins May 21, 2009. Beginning on that Thursday, a chain of untoward events will occur that will show all beyond certitude, that deep doo-doo is upon us, indeed. Three and one half years will then be ushered in, with a burden that will test each one of us as much as President Obama is about to be tested.

You do not want to be found wanting. Trust me. Eternity is a very long time. Your eternal fate depends upon your attitude and responses to the days ahead of December 21, 2112. The Great Tribulation is a refiner's fire. Purifying the souls of all of God's children to assay what we are actually made of.

PROTECTING ANGELS

If we love God, and our fellow man, (which is the only way we can prove it), then we will be supported literally by angels. Protection and sustenance will be for those who quietly prepare for loved ones and then well-endure the load placed upon our personal yoke now. The load upon our new President is...enormous!

Pray for him not once, but many times, in the coming weeks.

It's no small thing to micromanage a once-free people. President Obama has sworn to throttle the Global cockpit controls, flaps and wheels.

Brace your souls, now.
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