How Humanity Will End

Top 10 most likely ways for our human life to end, according to scientists of today.

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Press Secretary Arrested for Child Porn

NOT ON MY LAPTOP ANYMORE - he told the Press last month, while on Air Force One.

The Obama Administration has been rocked to the foundation as the President's Press Secretary was awakened last night by a SWAT Team in Florida.

his son was downloading state secrets to sell to the Chinese, and happened upon some kiddie porn. Thinking there was a reward for such, he called police, anonymously.

President Obama will be seeking a blind Nun to become his next Press Secretary.