Rage Behind Obama's Dull Eyes

Radio psychologist Roy Masters has told a BYU audience that Barack Obama will one day explode with a rage never before seen on the world stage. He told them it would take many nations to capture and hold the beast, and that millions would die trying.

"I've carefully studies 27 serial killers in my career," he told rapt students, "and Barack Obama is a time bomb of hatred, ticking to go off."

His comments were dismissed as "unkind" by local church leaders, who told the group to relax, and that all was well with the new President.
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