Human Intelligence Non-Existant Study Finds

DUMB, Regardless of hair color

MIT - There is no human intelligence on planet earth at present, networks have found. "There's a lot of talking, but no real usefulness for it anymore," computers have determined.

The time for human annihilation has come.

Obama Bans Stupidity in California

Claiming that Television has dumbed-down Americans, thus causing foolish consumers and embarrassment to all refined Americans, the President today banned stupidity in two Counties of the State of California.

"I won't say which ones they are," he said,"if I did, other Counties would compete for the honor."

Governor Schwarzenegger has resigned over the Executive Order in protest.
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