Claiming that Television has dumbed-down Americans, thus causing foolish consumers and embarrassment to all refined Americans, the President today banned stupidity in two Counties of the State of California.
"I won't say which ones they are," he said,"if I did, other Counties would compete for the honor."
Governor Schwarzenegger has resigned over the Executive Order in protest.
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