Obama to Personally Help Each American

HENRIETTA HUGHES NAMED AS NEW SECRETARY OF DESPERATION

President Obama has just opened the Office of Desperation at the White House. If you have any problem whatsoever, please call 1 202 Get Help. That's 1 (202) GET HELP. If you need help dialing, simply call 911, and tell the operator to put you through to the White House, Department of Desperation. Operators are standing by, 24/7.

Our Only Hope: Communism

Barack Obama is doing all he can to bless us with the tried and proven offerings of Communism.