US Government Changes Into Police State

The Major Media is your friend. Friends don't tell friends they're about to become incarcerated, tortured and starved.

Limbless Teens for Peace

In efforts to avert a Civil War in America, the call has gone out today, asking any attractive, limbless teen female who is willing to fight to enslave America in the nude.

If you know an attractive girl willing to donate her clothing and time, please contact the Michigan Militia to resist disarmament, or The White House. If you want to fight for peace, and a world without weaponry.

Auditions begin 11:00 PM, February 5, 2009 at the new Militia Cafe in Hell, Michigan.

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