Media Has Microscope Since Obama

NAIROBI, Kenya - The half-brother of President Barack Obama has been arrested for alleged possession of marijuana, Kenyan police said Saturday. Area police chief Joshua Omokulongolo said George Obama was picked up Saturday and was being held at the Huruma police post in the capital. Omokulongolo said officers found one joint of marijuana on him. This new microscope reporting will become standard soon, in your own life, as the New World Order begins to test the new toys you've financed.

Uncle of Michelle Found in Jail

BYU - Atheist research scientists have found who may be paternal Uncle of Barack Obama's wife, Michelle. Or so they hope. DNA results may soon confirm the find. Until then, we will refuse comment.