LDS Church Condones Fakery

Tabernacle Tapes. Even the goosebumps will be phony soon.

Tabernacle Choir a Hoax, Technician Confesses

SLC - The famed Tabernacle Choir, well loved for decades, was a faked arrangement, according to a computer graphics specialist who was excommunicated last Wednesday.

"I was well-paid to create a phony set-up, to make the world think the Choir actually existed," said Morrie Hoffman (brother of Mark), "It was real. Really in my garage."

The defunct Choir hasn't performed since 1967, as it was disbanded due to a lack of interest.

Most Americans believe the Mormon church is a thriving and dynamic structure, when in fact, it collapsed just after the faked moon landing.

"I faked that, too," Hoffman confessed to CBS News, yesterday, "Most things in the world are now fully staged, using programs that can generate any scenario." Many governments use the imaging to be able to keep citizens in check. "There is no military. No wars are being fought, no actual diseases or wrecks or recessions;" he asserted nonchalantly, "in fact, we just finished creating the Inauguration of an illegal alien, just to test the gullibility of the current population."

He finds it amazing what humans believe, with so little animatronics added.

The two stories will air on 60 Minutes next week.

The LDS Church didn't return calls at the time of this bombshell.
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LDS: Sale of Mormon Tabernacle Choir Confirmed

Labeled as "America's Choir" by CBS news veteran Walter Kronkite, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir has been sold to anonymous bidders on eBay.
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