California Roofing Law Creates Equality

Outsmarting wildfires that scorched over 2,000 homes last November, California lawmakers have passed a bill requiring homeowners to buy pre-burned tiles for replacement roofs.

Those whose homes escaped the burn feel guilty, so this will help their grieving process.

SECONDARY BENEFIT


"We want you to know, fires seldom burn twice in an area that has been destroyed. If the roofs appear pre-burned, the fires may skip to other neighborhoods, thus freeing up manpower to address the fetishes of arsonists."


- Fire Chief Roy Halperin


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Commode With Legs Ruins John Thain's Career

There is such a potty prejudice in the USA today that a man lost his career and legacy thanks to a simple misunderstanding.

The 4 legged commode Mr. Thain purchased for his office was a chair, not a toilet.

The President fired him.

Go figure.
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