Rush Limbaugh to Step Aside Friday

DRUDGE - "He's Going!"Once-popular talk show host Rush Limbaugh (R-NY), has agreed to step away from his golden EIB Microphone this Friday afternoon.

Normally I need to go down the hall to pee. Now, with this new jug, I can take care of matters at my console, or more precisely, 6 feet away. This is the newest Green move made by the otherwise carbon-consuming windbag.

Urinating in a gallon milk container, long the domain of truck drivers and airline pilots, radio hosts have taken up the handy habit now.

"I use it on my plants here, and they look wonderful!" he said.

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