No more waiting in long lines if you are microchipped. That's the latest word from President Change. "Americans will happily take upon them the technology God has inspired, as it saves precious time and ensures greater privacy."Soon media will slip such messages into songs, movies and advertisements. These are woven into plot lines, celebrity interviews and seemingly individual opinion generators. (aka: celebrities)
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has agreed to test pilot the new chip version on its 51,000 missionaries. "We always support the government," Thomas S. Monson stated, "especially if it enlarges the God-given rights of the individual."
The new microchips will make carrying a driver's license and Social Security card obsolete, to the relief of millions. "I'm all for it," chimed in Ron Paul (D-TX), "this is just what we Libertarians have been praying for."
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